Thought this was funny....

I'm not a big Seinfeld fan, but this was posted on one of the blogs I check regularly and thought it was funny.

Some Early Pregnancy Observations...

Because Laurel and I started dating a week after Mackenzie's first birthday I missed out on the entire pregnancy experience. So although, __(name to be determined)__ will be my second child I have an exciting nine months ahead of me. So I will try and keep my faithful readers, few though they are, updated on the things I experience. Here are a few things I've noticed thus far:
1. Congratulating people on their pregnancy is kind of weird. I understand wanting to share the excitement and the sentiment; however, it can also seem like people are congratulating you on having sex. (Though, I can say that sometimes I've felt like telling people I had great sex so they can congratulate me!)
2. Something is in the water of the HomeBuilder class.
3. I feel lucky that my wife is craving salad at this point instead of something gross. I'm sure some of you know of some strange cravings. A girl I worked with once ate Oreo cookies and ranch dressing when she was pregnant.

Well that is it for now, I had more in mind until I started writing them, guess I'll have to keep a pen with me.....

Move over stupid monkey.....

So my hatred (or firm disliking) of Curious George has been put on hold. In its place is Max And Ruby. Damn them. Mackenzie was afraid to go to sleep tonight because there were tarantulas on Max and Ruby today. And don't even get me started on the parental situation of that show. I think a one anonymous phone call to the Department of Family Services of Bunnyville would solve all of our problems.

I was arrested!

"Sean was arrested for digging a hole to Hell, which released numerous evil demons into public. he spent six long days in jail, wishing himself dead."

I'm bored and so I did this. Google the your name followed by "was arrested for" and see what comes up.

"Mackenzie was arrested for cocaine possession, ..."

"In 1960, after the Sharpeville massacre, both Rusty and Hilda were again arrested under the Emergency regulations."

"Laura was arrested for murdering Frank's son Damian, a crime she was innocent of. She was acquitted and the real killer turned out to be her lawyer Justus ..."

"Josh was arrested for Distribution of Marijuana with intent in Spring 2005"

"Adam was arrested for terrorizing the school and carrying an illegal weapon."

"Chelle arrested for dealing crack!!!!"

"Alex was arrested for allegedly embezzling two hundred and seventy-three thousand dollars from the post office."

Seems like some of these people have some explaining to do....

Instead of working on my paper....

I did go to the library and work on my paper some today. Tomorrow I am working all day at MINI, but my boss is on vacation and I'm hoping for an easy day and 9 hours to devote to my paper. I only hope I can stay focused since I work at an ADHD clinic! Bio-feedback here I come!

So tonight instead of working on my paper after church this is what I did:

YUM! After church we borrowed some coupons from the Campbells and head to TCBY where I got a Blueberry Cheesecake and gummy bear Shiver! The gummy bears are magical! Kenzie got a scoop of rocky road ice cream, and a comment Laurel had about sums that up, "how did she get it on her shoulder?" Laurel also got a shiver, but she went for a chocolate yogurt and Oreo with nuts; very tasty!

Oh, and before I go for the night: while I was reading Kenzie bedtime stories....

Kenzie: I thought we were going to read the one with the green bean?

Sean: The one with the green bean?...... Oh, do you mean Green Gables?

Kenzie: Yes, that one!

We recently finished The Secret Garden (my favorite quote from the book is, Collin--"I don't want to be queer"--that about sums it up) and have just started reading Anne of Green Gables. After Anne we have Little House in the Big Woods and then we are free to choose another book. I think I have one picked out one already by the author of Because of Winne Dixie called Tale of the Despereaux.

Instead of working on my paper....

So I have this paper due Friday, but instead of working on it this the other night I did this:

We bought "Kenzie" a slip-n-slide at Target, and I believe I had the most fun. Makes me remember the slip and slide my sister and I used to play on in our Grandma's backyard. I also remember we had a slip-n-slide game kid of like twister that was a lot of fun! Viva La Summer!

Just an Update

For anyone who knows the horrible car situation Laurel and I are in, God has answered some of our prayers. This works out very well, because they were answered how I was hoping they would be. After some of the Bible readings we've had, there some fear that God would say, I want you to struggle with this a little longer. But He is amazing and has taken mercy on us! Laurel and Kenzie are still asleep, but I think Laurel will be able to breath a bit easier today.
God Bless!

Even Hamsters Get Lonely

I was woken up today by Josh. Apparently he was lonely and wanted to sleep with Laurel and I. Why not, Mackenzie had tried it already (at 2:00am). So at 5:00am this morning I felt Josh snuggling next to my arm. I'm not sure he meant to wake me up because he ran from me when I tried to pet him/put him back in his cage. After chasing Josh around the bedroom he finally tried to hide in a pillow that had fallen on the floor, so I carried Josh in the pillow back to his bachelor pad. Realizing it was now 5:30 and I was going to get up soon anyway, I decided to stay awake...yum coffee!